Elizabank
$WARDN
Warden
0% tax · 100% marble
$WARDN
0% tax · 100% marble
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Buy on pump.fun
This is the only address. Anything else claiming to be $WARDN is a counterfeit. Check it character for character against this line before you swap — impersonator tokens are built to look identical.
What is this
A woman. A building. The same object. We did not overthink it and neither should you.
The bit
She is the obstacle, never the custodian. The contract does absolutely nothing she tells it to.
Load-bearing. Ionic. Unbothered by any of this.
It was filed, reviewed, misplaced, and returned to sender. Twice.
She knows. She would simply prefer you fill out a form about it first.
Aggravated. Structural. No further comment at this time.
The numbers
Nothing here can stop you trading. That is the entire point of the joke.
| Term | Condition |
|---|---|
| Total supply | 1,000,000,000 |
| Buy / sell tax | 0% / 0% |
| Liquidity | Burned at launch |
| Mint authority | Revoked |
| Freeze authority | Revoked |
| Team allocation | None |
| Wallet limits | None |
| Exit | Open, unrestricted |
Do not take this table's word for any of it. Verify every line on-chain against the contract address at the top of this page.
Posted at every window
Rule 01
Your tokens are yours. The paperwork is hers. Neither party may trade places.
Rule 02
The teller window never closes. The queue is the punishment.
Rule 03
Complaints accepted in writing and filed under a heading you will never find.
Rule 04
Anyone shouting "wen" gets the full rulebook read to them out loud.
Rule 05
The warden does not take profit. The warden takes testimony.
Rule 06
Lights out whenever she decides the chart has had enough.
Roadmap
Every milestone is something being decided about you rather than for you.
The face, the building, the ticker. Art in circulation.
Deployed on Solana. The address is posted at the top of this page.
The yard fills. Meme supply outpaces token supply. She says nothing and it works.
Sticker pack, merch, and a stamp that says DENIED in a satisfying weight of red.
Listings. Bigger venue, same warden, identical rules.
How to buy
Four steps. She is open for processing.
Any self-custody wallet, funded for whichever chain gets announced at deployment.
It is at the top of this page. Not in your replies, not in a DM, not from an account wearing her face.
Match it character for character against this page before you swap. Fakes look identical.
Swap on pump.fun using the address above, then that is the entire remaining procedure.
